How to get inspiration for song lyrics:

(Neil walks into a deli)

Neil: Hello.
Woman: So?
Neil: Can I have a sliced rye, please?
Woman: Hy, one sliced rye!
Hy: We're out of rye!
Neil: Uhh...make it pumpernickel.
Woman: Hy, make it one loaf pumpernickel.
Hy: We're out of pumpernickel.
Neil: I'll take a dozen bagels.

Woman: Alright. Hy, so he'll take a dozen bagels.
Hy: We're out of bagels.
Neil: What's going on? Why don't you have anything?
Woman: Hy, what's going on here? Why don't we have anything?
Hy: I already told you. You don't bring me flour anymore.

Woman: Have a nice day.
Maurice: Yo, Josephine!  This is Maurice Baby and this is your lucky day because I am leaving the following sweet message, "I just called to say I love you..."

Maurice: Yo, Evelyn! This is Maurice Baby and this is your lucky day! I just called to leave you the following tasty message... "I just called to say I love you..."
Stevie: Listen! Hey, I don't mean to be rude, man, but you gave me an incredible idea for a song!
Maurice: I did? What was it?
Stevie: Yes, you did! "Part Time Lover!"
Maurice: Say what?
Stevie: Part Time Lover...I can hear it now in the studio, "Part Time Lover"...
Maurice:  Hey, do you have a number for the Pointer Sisters?
Neil goes to the playground
to observe the action.
Kid 1:  All right! Here are the rules: You are the sun and I am the moon. Play me!
Kid 2: Hey, wait a minute! You are the moon and I am the sun.
Kid 1:
No, I said...I am!
Kid 2: I am, I said!
Neil: Hey, Lionel! You should have a good day today. These kids are on a roll.
Lionel: Hey, 50 bucks for the kid who comes up with a message tune you can dance to!
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